Now that we have your attention, Happy Halloween weekend pussys!

Hello boys and girls! How ’bout getting’ your asses on down to funny or die, and voting for your favorite San Francisco sketch comedy retards on their cute little website. It’s an oldy, but a goody, and we need your help to get some votes on this badboy. So check it out, show some love, and get everyone you’ve ever met to vote for us! Thanks a lot dudes, and be on the lookout for some new skits coming on the way. Just click this text to go to the site, then vote your asses off. Love ya’ guys!

This is the man behind the lense. His name’s Colin. Here’s a picture of him about to throw a football with a Go-Pro camera duct-taped to it for a scene in a new Finktoons skit. For the record, Brandon, who is about as coordinated as half-a Hellen Keller, missed the pass like six times in a row, subsequently blowing the shot and breaking the camera mount, and becoming forever regarded as a butterfingers-bitch who can’t catch by all crew who worked the shoot

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Nick Swardson’s new show is hilarious.

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

Our homeboy Dylan is pretty much the nicest, coolest guy ever.  Here’s a neat little project he does in SF making belts out of beat to shit old bike tires.  Buy one and wear it, it will get you laid. 

“Each Retired Belt is one-of-a-kind, customized exclusively for the owner. This belt is a symbolic representation of track bike riding in San Francisco, as they are repurposed from tires gifted from skillfully exceptional riders, many of them Macaframa riders. The individually distinct skid patterns on your Retired Belt reflect each riders’ experience on the tire and their ventures through the city. 

For more information, contact dylan@retiredbelts.com”

A rich man is getting his shoes shined by a poor man.  The poor man says, “So what’d you get your wife for Christmas?”  The rich man says, “I got her a daimond ring, and a brand new Mercedes Benz.”  The poor man asks “why?”  The rich man says, “well, if she doesn’t like the ring, she can always drive around and show off her brand new car.  What’d you get your wife for Christmas?”

The poor man says, “I got her a shitty pair of slippers, and a dildo.”  The rich man asks “why?”  The poor man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.”

Title pretty much sums it all up.  We love gambling and animal cruelty!  Golden gate fields are fucking heaven!

We’ve been filming, kiddies.  Filming like wild, film-crazy, film-Indians.  We’re also working on a few top secret projects that we can’t go into too much detail about at the moment, but we’ll give you a little hint:  we will most likely be releasing some Finktoons branded yo-yo’s in  the near future, and a new product we invented called a “dick whistle.”  It’s like one of those whistles that only dogs can hear, except we use it to get ahold of your mom.

No but for real, new cool stuff coming soon!  In the meantime please keep following us and sharing our skits and the gospel of Finktoons with your friends and loved ones!  We need your help dudes!

Here’s some photo’s from a shoot we did this weekend.  CRAZY new skit coming in a week or two-collaboratively directed by Brandon Fink and Colin Arlen, Written by B. Fink and T. Moazed, produced by Jason Rosete, and made possible with the generous help of a shitload of our friends far too numerous to  mention!

Here’s a couple shot’s from this weekends shoot of Tyler and Brandon dressed up like little kids with downs syndrome.  
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