Well 4 Loko, you had an amazing run during your short life on this planet. You gave crazy alcohol poisoning to some frat kid in Missouri, and subsequently his parents sued the shit out of you. You got millions of college kids so drunk they shit their pants and cried, and most importantly, as Fox News recently informed us, you made it so we could drink a ton of you without realizing just how alcohol-poisened-up we actually were. You were the best, and now that you’re just about extinct, all we can do is thank you. Thanks Four Loko, you were awesome while you lasted.
Anyway, in case you live under a rock, they’re passing a national ban on Four Loko within the next month or so. Several states among the continental US have already declared a legitamte ban, and the rest are soon to follow. Needless to say, we stocked up on several cases last night. Here’s a picture, and god bless!
FINKTOONS + Four Loko
Best Fucking Friends Forever
