Attention America! This is an urgent announcement! If you see this man, promptly punch him in the face:

Give me back my fucking TALES FROM THE CRYPT dvd’s Rosete!!!! You butthole.

A lot of you may not know this, but Bugs Bunny used to be totally racist.  During the 1940′s, Warner Brothers put out a veritable buttload of super offensive cartoons that pretty much haven’t seen the light of day for the last 40 or so years based on their sketchy content.  Check out this old classic, “Coal Black and De Seben dwarfs!” Get ready to see a bunch of adorable cartoon midgets dressed in black face, jokes about killing Japanese people during WWII, and some rockin’ old jazz music! God bless America!

Some Gypsy Russian internet pirates are starting to get their filthy claws all over our website.  Have you noticed how on like every other post, there’s like five things saying “hey, this is a really interesting website! i’m glad i got to be informed by you!”  

What do we do to stop this? Why are the y harassing us?  Help!  Help!!!!!

So I’ve been watching Boardwalk Empire every night while I’m editing a new finktoons skit, first of all, almost everyone I know has said that the show is “boring” and totally sucks.  That’s fucking insane.  This show is so good, if you don’t have HBO, which you probably don’t because you’re not a bilionaire, then illegaly download this shit, it’s amazing.  Totally epic.  So anyway, while waiting for a file to export, I got on wikipedia, and read their page about prohibition.

Did you know that during prohibition, one of the things the KKK became notorious for was helping out the police and breaking up speakeasies and shit?  What a bunch of chumps!  As if being racist and anti-Semitic and lynching people isn’t dick enough, they gotta’ break up gin joints and tar and feather bartenders?  What’s wrong with the KKK, they just hate everything that’s good?  Now they don’t even like drinking and getting fucked up?  So weak!  Yeah so anyway, the Ku Klux Klan is bad.  That’s what I think.

Halloween in San Francisco, as always, totally ruled. Here’s a picture of some of the Finktoons team and friends blacked out drunk At a costume party. Colin and Courtney dressed up as Lt. Jon Dunbar and Stands with Fist from Dances with Wolves (far left and far rt.) Kevin Olmo as a burglar and a date rapist (2nd from left) and Brandon and Jenn as Phil Spectre and face-blown-off Lana Clarckson (middle). Halloween is sick.

Hey dudes and lady dudes! Happy halloween, hope you all got laid. Be sure to get on over to funny or die and vote for our little singing and dancing musical number, ‘Pregnant the Musical,’ and get ready, cuz’ in one week we’re dropping a brand new video full of epicness down your pants. So vote while you’re killing time, and be on the lookout for a brand new, totally righteous skit coming way soon! Love ya!