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BEFORE THE INTERNET, THERE WAS THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS

Remember when you were a little kid, and the internet didn’t exist? For us, one of the best ways to find out about all the glorious weird shit that happens throughout the world was the good-ol’ Guinness Book of World Records. I was thinking about this randomly today, and before I had access to 500,00 triple-fisting sex videos in the time it took me to type the words “triple fisting,” I used to just pop open the Guinness Book and head to the “Most Objects Crammed In a Human Cavity” section. Anyway, thinking about that made me think about one of my all-time favorite Guinness Book entries-Michel Lotito, better-wise known as “Mr. Eat All Things.”

If you don’t remember this dude, he’s the guy made famous for consuming insane amounts of glass, metal, copper, rocks, and all types of other totally deadly shit to consume. He was made most famous for eating an entire Cessna 150 airplane. Take a look at our buddy Mich, then go check out the Guinness Book and give them some props for doing what they do.

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REAL LIFE TARZAN. Sooooooooo good!

Check this shit out, and here’s a link to this goofballs true story.  Click here to read about this guy who wants to be tarzan, aka the best person in the world.

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THE NINERS ARE CREEPIN INTO SACRAMENTO…….

Heyoh!

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HEY, REMEMBER SNOW?

This video’s funnier than i remember it being 20 years ago.

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MLK DAY WHAT

Happy Black Monday home-skillets!!!!!!!   God bless MLK.

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NEW WILL FERRELL MOVIE LOOKS DOPE.

Casa de mi padre.  Click the image to watch the trailer :)

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BAD DUDES

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU PIECES OF SHIT

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WHO IS MORE FAMOUS-JOE MONTANA OR MICHELLE PFIEFER?

HEY.  Who’s more famous-Joe Montana or Michelle Phiefer?  Help settle a finktoons debate, let us know you’re answer.
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OUR FRIEND MADE A MOVIE FOR AL JAZEERA

Hey everybody!  We’re still pluggin away on the comic and gettin’ ready for the holidays.  We just wanted to drop you all a little update and keep you posted-here’s a documentary that our funny, short fat jewish friend Russ Finkelstein made for fucking Al Jazeera.  Crazy.  He’s totally on some terrorist watch-lists now.  We probably are too just for reposting this :)

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