Remember when you were a little kid, and the internet didn’t exist? For us, one of the best ways to find out about all the glorious weird shit that happens throughout the world was the good-ol’ Guinness Book of World Records. I was thinking about this randomly today, and before I had access to 500,00 triple-fisting sex videos in the time it took me to type the words “triple fisting,” I used to just pop open the Guinness Book and head to the “Most Objects Crammed In a Human Cavity” section. Anyway, thinking about that made me think about one of my all-time favorite Guinness Book entries-Michel Lotito, better-wise known as “Mr. Eat All Things.”
If you don’t remember this dude, he’s the guy made famous for consuming insane amounts of glass, metal, copper, rocks, and all types of other totally deadly shit to consume. He was made most famous for eating an entire Cessna 150 airplane. Take a look at our buddy Mich, then go check out the Guinness Book and give them some props for doing what they do.







