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15

Mar

OH MAN, IF YOU LIKED THE MIGHTY BOOSH-WATCH THIS!

So sick.

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14

Mar

GAY SHIT: VOTE SISTER ROMA FOR SF PRIDE 2012 GRAND MARSHALL!!!!!!!!!!

Whatsup friends! Yo, so one of our dear friends, the illustrious and oh-so famous Sister Roma of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence is up to become Grand Fucking Marshall of this years SF Pride! It’s a big deal, and if there’s anyone suited for this position, it’s definitely Miss Roma. do yourself a favor and vote for her by clicking anywhere on this link. Pass this along and tell all of your friends as well. And here’s a video breaking it all down for you:

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01

Mar

LOST WALLETS ARE FOR DICKS.

damn. i lost my wallet today riding my bike to work and it had my fucking social security card in it and shit, and i put up an add on the lost&found section of craigslist, and some chick fuckin’ CALLED ME BACK! with my wallet!!!!!! i have my wallet in my pocket as i’m typing this, and it almost made it worth loosing the damn thing to be as stoked as i am right now. sometimes humanity is pretty alright.

below is what happens when you google search “fat black lady”.

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19

Feb

BEFORE THE INTERNET, THERE WAS THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS

Remember when you were a little kid, and the internet didn’t exist? For us, one of the best ways to find out about all the glorious weird shit that happens throughout the world was the good-ol’ Guinness Book of World Records. I was thinking about this randomly today, and before I had access to 500,00 triple-fisting sex videos in the time it took me to type the words “triple fisting,” I used to just pop open the Guinness Book and head to the “Most Objects Crammed In a Human Cavity” section. Anyway, thinking about that made me think about one of my all-time favorite Guinness Book entries-Michel Lotito, better-wise known as “Mr. Eat All Things.”

If you don’t remember this dude, he’s the guy made famous for consuming insane amounts of glass, metal, copper, rocks, and all types of other totally deadly shit to consume. He was made most famous for eating an entire Cessna 150 airplane. Take a look at our buddy Mich, then go check out the Guinness Book and give them some props for doing what they do.